So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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