ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
how does that bad decision feel?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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