alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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