I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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