well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So squirting runs in the family.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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