people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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