That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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