for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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