After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
