by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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