we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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