Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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