the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
