so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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