How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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