Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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