Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
A bitchslap is in order.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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