so explain again why im purple
no
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
This is my gift to your gina
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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