"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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