I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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