found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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