It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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