windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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