She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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