I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dignity is for republicans.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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