i just wanna soil my oats bro
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You pole danced in your parka.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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