i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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