This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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