you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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