# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Damn victory sex feels great
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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