She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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