I think I am morally bankrupt
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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