I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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