I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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