she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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