I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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