The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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