we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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