I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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