and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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