Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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