i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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