Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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