Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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