is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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