I need help removing her.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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