I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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