Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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