Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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