She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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