he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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